Wanted
Enthusiastic, busy-body, caring, hard-nosed, annoying, task-master, nothing-better-to-do, results-oriented person
to
annoy, cajole, curse, bonk-on-head Client in a rut. The Client has lost 75 pounds and regained 8-10 possibly due to new medication. "Client's doctor (Dr. Pita) believes that in order to combat weight gain, caused by medication (and general malaise), that "stricter adherence to healthy lifestyle guidelines must be followed in order to combat recent gain".
Client is determined to continue healthy lifestyle choices, but needs stricter accountability for a short duration to determine cause of 8 pound increase. Client must provide food, exercise, and activity journals to Dr. Pita in two weeks, but believes that daily observance is imperative.
Client will send to Applicant the daily food, exercise, and activity journals. Applicant will review and provide constructive criticism or nasty grams, where appropriate.
Requirements
Applicant must be able to read e-mail and respond with nasty messages when daily goals are not met by client.
Duration
January 22, 2010 - February 4, 2010
Salary
Commensurate with experience (i.e. Probably none of you reading this know what you are doing either, so all I can offer you is a free book titled; "You Can Do It!: The Merit Badge Handbook for Grown-Up Girls" or a hearty handshake).
Special Notes
All applicants accepted. Respond by e-mail or Facebook.
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Hello All,
Obviously, I am looking for some help (see my Help Wanted Ad above). It took all my creative juices to write it so I leave you with my goals for the week....
This Week's Goals
*Drink 64 ounces of water a day. Track and report status.
*At every meal half my plate will be veggies. Track and report status.
*Faithfully track my food and water intake.
*Get back to half marathon training now that knee is better. Track and report status.
*Exercise every day (either stretches, strength train or cardio work). Track and report status.
*Go through one room and remove everything that is no longer needed and take to Goodwill or throw away. Provide a calculation of how much stuff was removed.
Originally published to http://kristiasher.blogspot.com
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